How it's done

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To give Helga her due, she leads from the front. Though nearly twice the weight of most of her Chickens (and three times the weight of the little one) she scores every time in presence and technique. And in having something to say, in near-perfect English. You can only take so much "What you name? How long you in Dubai? Whey you from?" even delivered from the most luscious lips, before some hankering for conversation sets in. Helga provides.

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  1. Anonymous28 February 2007 at 19:38

    I have made love to the infamous Helga. She is very good and very energetic compared to the other girls due to her quality of the English Language.

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  2. Para Glider2 March 2007 at 05:15

    Yep, there's so much energy in the English language!

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