The Biggest Mac of all...

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the burger at ramada interchange
Watching with interest to see what it is going to be when it opens. The choice is limited- yet another mall, yet another hotel, or just maybe the World's Greatest Burger Museum? If not that, why does it look like a super-bloated Big Mac, replete with squelchy gunge (I refuse to call it mayonnaise) already oozing from between the slabs of sludge. (Or do you have a more apposite description of MacDonald's fare?)

Of course, this should come as no surprise, in the city that built the World's biggest condom.

Comments

  1. Grumpy Goat4 November 2014 at 08:48

    Well..., McDonalds is an anagram of Clam 'n' Sodd. Is that apposite enough?

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